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lavascamp:


You could call this laziness. You could call it a self-aware joke. Personally, I believe Game Freak employed a man whose sole responsibility it was to design roadblocks.
After sixteen years and five sequels, that man picked up a fountain pen. He wrote “Gomen” on a post-it note. He glued it delicately to a framed photograph of his family. He stood on the ledge of his tenth-storey office. And, with quiet grace, he resigned.

I’ve seen this screenshot reblogged a couple times, each time with some sort of pithy comment appended to it.
But now I’ve found the best rationalization for this that I’ve ever seen. No more must I stay awake at night, questioning this questionable barrier.
Bless you, sir. You’ve released me from a lifetime of suffering.

lavascamp:

You could call this laziness. You could call it a self-aware joke. Personally, I believe Game Freak employed a man whose sole responsibility it was to design roadblocks.

After sixteen years and five sequels, that man picked up a fountain pen. He wrote “Gomen” on a post-it note. He glued it delicately to a framed photograph of his family. He stood on the ledge of his tenth-storey office. And, with quiet grace, he resigned.

I’ve seen this screenshot reblogged a couple times, each time with some sort of pithy comment appended to it.

But now I’ve found the best rationalization for this that I’ve ever seen. No more must I stay awake at night, questioning this questionable barrier.

Bless you, sir. You’ve released me from a lifetime of suffering.

This is a very silly dakimakura.

This is a very silly dakimakura.

Why has there been so much vegan stuff on my dash recently? It’s really unpleasant! I hope it abates, sooner rather than later.

minxysdomain:

callieohpeee:

♥ i can put any phrase here and a lot of people would probably assume its marina and the diamonds lyrics 

omg my favrit song

holy shit it’s stuck in my head now

theavengerscomics:

and dont tell pepper

Sexual Orientation Crisis was my favorite band, back in high school!
It was a confusing time.

theavengerscomics:

and dont tell pepper

Sexual Orientation Crisis was my favorite band, back in high school!

It was a confusing time.

Slingshot bikinis.

Attention, all rational follower humanoids.

Please disregard the following post. I am under the influence of 3 AM, and in the throes of a joke that I really like, but am not sure is acceptable in any way, shape, or form.

Apologies.

brook:

*twerks indifferently*

did-you-kno:

Source

I think I’ll say “It’s like trying to squeeze blood from a channichthyidae” from now on. Much more colorful.

did-you-kno:

Source

I think I’ll say “It’s like trying to squeeze blood from a channichthyidae” from now on. Much more colorful.