You could call this laziness. You could call it a self-aware joke. Personally, I believe Game Freak employed a man whose sole responsibility it was to design roadblocks.
After sixteen years and five sequels, that man picked up a fountain pen. He wrote “Gomen” on a post-it note. He glued it delicately to a framed photograph of his family. He stood on the ledge of his tenth-storey office. And, with quiet grace, he resigned.
I’ve seen this screenshot reblogged a couple times, each time with some sort of pithy comment appended to it.
But now I’ve found the best rationalization for this that I’ve ever seen. No more must I stay awake at night, questioning this questionable barrier.
Bless you, sir. You’ve released me from a lifetime of suffering.
This is a very silly dakimakura.
Why has there been so much vegan stuff on my dash recently? It’s really unpleasant! I hope it abates, sooner rather than later.
♥ i can put any phrase here and a lot of people would probably assume its marina and the diamonds lyrics ♥
omg my favrit song
holy shit it’s stuck in my head now
and dont tell pepper
Sexual Orientation Crisis was my favorite band, back in high school!
It was a confusing time.
Attention, all rational follower humanoids.
Please disregard the following post. I am under the influence of 3 AM, and in the throes of a joke that I really like, but am not sure is acceptable in any way, shape, or form.
I think I’ll say “It’s like trying to squeeze blood from a channichthyidae” from now on. Much more colorful.