Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife
Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.
An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.
some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.
some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges
these a big haired dude, a girl in parachute pants and a weird cat midget try to save the world from a giant tree or something
there’s apparently some kind of alien terrorist blowing up planets so you shoot blocks back at them and become the supreme alien terrorist in their spot
Some bitch stole Spring so all the other bitches go after her to get it back. And bitch at each other.
This blonde little shit who’s basically shirtless the entire game (kid runs through snow, what the shit is that?!) teams up with some piss poor pirates, a former princess, some buff guy who’s identical twin brother is apparently one of the bad guys, and his girlfriend or whatever the fuck. I don’t even know why that kid’s there. Something about sky pirates, I dunno.
Some kid runs around in his mom’s basement and cries at ugly kids.
